To everyone who's been asking what I will be doing for money, please take a look at my current business plan: Phase 1 - Collect Underpants

Phase 2 - ...

Phase 3 - Profit!

Honestly, I don't know how I'm going to do it (ref. Phase 2), but I know that I will manage (ref. Phase 3) because I'm going to do the work that I know needs to be done (ref. Phase 1). So please, stop asking me what/how I will do it. It only makes me angry and you don't like me when I'm angry because I keep it all bottled up and become very unpleasant to everyone until I explode in a church hall with a chainsaw and/or a semi-automatic.

Now give me your underpants and nobody gets hurt.